Yes, I know. I'm suffering too.

Faz and Arlene have not informed me to update their website, so don't complain anymore.

I'm tired of answering angry emails about how you 'couldn't read about Arlene' or how you keep writing that 'I'm sick of waiting for Faz's story to end, will it ever end?' or, 'when are we going to hear about Arlene?'

I haven't talked to either Faz or Arlene in what feels like an eternity. I'm waiting for Faz or Arlene to call me to create this post too. Please call if you read this, ok guys?

If I have offended you, I'm sorry. For those of you who wrote - I run the show here, so stay tuned - the story will continue (I hope).