The weather

Faz and Arlene have decided that the weather has been quite strange lately.

The other day, as the couple laid in their back yard trying to get a tan, Arlene was overheard saying "Faz, I want to go inside, its freezing". To this, Faz responded with "Arlene, I know it is cold now, but I'll bet that in 2 days the temperature will be over 20 degrees warmer than it is right now".

Arlene laughed at this notion, as the temperature at the time they were trying to tan was a balmy -13 degrees celcius. She started to make fun of Faz, who decided it was time to give his wonderful wife a facewash. Immediatly post-facewash, Faz had to run for cover as his beautiful wife turned into a very angry person, who was upset that Faz had removed her SPF-500 while facewashing her. In the end, Arlene waited to exact her revenge on Faz until he was sleeping. Unfortunately for Faz, a shovel full of snow isn't condusive to sleep.

2 days after Faz made the weather prediction, the temperature was 8 degrees celcius.

Faz is plotting his next move, which he anticipates will involve the fetching of a pail of water, the breaking of a crown, and much tumbling after.

Editor's note: Never mess with Arlene when it comes to snow.