Red light cameras

Interesting news about red light cameras.

Editor's note: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather get rear ended - than be t-boned by you. But then again, I'd kill to make red light cameras go away, so... um... forget it.

Canadian language law

On Bush's visit to Canada - care of Rob Corddry

Editor's note: Best ever, but please ignore the 15 second Mastercard commercial.

A conspiracy theory.

Hey folks.

Here is a conspiracy theory for you conspiracy theorists.

An excerpt from the website:

"The truth can now be told. Embedded in our nation's road sign system is a secret coding designed to target vital sites, facilities, routes and resources for military confiscation during a National Emergency. Though, concealed by the lies of the Department of Transportation for many years, "Free Indeed Research" has tapped deeply into one of the most clever, and deceptive cover-up operations to come down the pike in years"

Editor's note: Interestingly cute, eh?

A game in very bad taste

I still haven't heard from Faz and Arlene, so I thought I'd put a game that is in very bad taste here. Either way, defend away!

Editor's note: I'm not very good at this game, so I hope you aren't either.

A movie that you shouldn't watch at work.

Please feel free to right-click this link and save the file to your desktop. Just so you know, I woudn't watch this movie at work - it may get you fired. Also, there is a liberal use of the F-word & N-word.

Editor's note: You're my numba one N-ga, N-ga

Traditions

Faz and Arlene still haven't contacted me. Have you seen them?

Until they call me, I'll be feeding you cool videos and stuff. Feel real freedom when you get the chance to watch and laugh.



Editor's note: This reminds me of some conservatives I know.

Yes, I know. I'm suffering too.

Faz and Arlene have not informed me to update their website, so don't complain anymore.

I'm tired of answering angry emails about how you 'couldn't read about Arlene' or how you keep writing that 'I'm sick of waiting for Faz's story to end, will it ever end?' or, 'when are we going to hear about Arlene?'

I haven't talked to either Faz or Arlene in what feels like an eternity. I'm waiting for Faz or Arlene to call me to create this post too. Please call if you read this, ok guys?

If I have offended you, I'm sorry. For those of you who wrote - I run the show here, so stay tuned - the story will continue (I hope).

Yesterday's post

is now completed. Faz and Arlene thank you for your patience during this time of slumber.

This weekend's post

This weekend's post will be delayed, as Faz and Arlene's adventures haven't left them with enough time to get their blog published. With all of the best intentions, the couple intends to have a post submitted by Monday night.

Our new posting day

Faz and Arlene would like to announce that their lives have become significantly less adventurous over the past few weeks. The couple has decided to update their blog once a week from now on, as their lives currently are busy. If something significant happens, the couple will update right away. Otherwise, check every Monday for new news.

Faz's new job has been keeping him busy with many things, including reading. Lots of reading. His new employer has started him in French classes, so Faz's after-work reading now has accents over some letters.

Arlene has been busy doing her homework and Faz has been tutoring her and they still 'like' each other. Amazing, isn't it?

In case you are curious, the couple's 'new to us' car is working out quite fine. The car has been a pleasant surprise, considering that it has needed no work done to it since it was purchased. Faz is glad not to be putting kilometers on his father's car any longer.

Sometime over the next few weeks, the couple intends to get a chance to go on a date. The couple is quite excited about this chance to spend some time together.