The Adventures of Faz and Arlene

Friday, October 05, 2007

Why Do Faz & Arlene Like This Commercial So Much?

Editor's Note: The green light and red light somehow existed simultaneously and since only one light can be on at once, the conflict you watched was inevitable. (Now you like it too, don't you?)

Sunday, September 23, 2007

An American view on Muslims



Editor's Note: Amazing what people believe, eh? Some Americans want to treat Muslims like the Nazis treated the Jews. Very gross, if you ask me.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Update

Hello All.

Faz and Arlene are really busy right now. Just to update you, this is what's new:
  • The couple is about to move into their new home (they get it on Wednesday!)
  • Faz came home from Victoria
  • Arlene's truck engine seized
  • The couple has some guests - Shaz and Tim
  • Ramadan is harder than the couple remembers
  • Faz's car is a piece of crud (this isn't new, but it's noteworthy)
  • Faz now uses the letters BCom & CMA after his name
  • The couple got on Facebook a few months ago

Things will slow down in about a month. Faz and Arlene thank you for your prayers and patience.

Editor's Note: Packing is tough, mostly because the couple packs things twice. Yes, Faz and Arlene pack without regard to their short-term needs. The couple recently recovered their toothbrushes from a box in the garage.

So... How do you think?

Study finds left-wing brain, right-wing brain

Even in humdrum nonpolitical decisions, liberals and conservatives literally think differently, researchers show.

By Denise Gellene, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer September 10, 2007

Exploring the neurobiology of politics, scientists have found that liberals tolerate ambiguity and conflict better than conservatives because of how their brains work. In a simple experiment reported todayin the journal Nature Neuroscience, scientists at New York University and UCLA show that political orientation is related to differences in how the brain processes information.

Previous psychological studies have found that conservatives tend to be more structured and persistent in their judgments whereas liberals are more open to new experiences. The latest study found those traits are not confined to political situations but also influence everyday decisions.The results show "there are two cognitive styles -- a liberal style and a conservative style," said UCLA neurologist Dr. Marco Iacoboni, who was not connected to the latest research.Participants were college students whose politics ranged from "very liberal" to "very conservative." They were instructed to tap a keyboard when an M appeared on a computer monitor and to refrain from tapping when they saw a W.

M appeared four times more frequently than W, conditioning participants to press a key in knee-jerk fashion whenever they saw a letter.Each participant was wired to an electroencephalograph that recorded activity in the anterior cingulate cortex, the part of the brain that detects conflicts between a habitual tendency (pressing a key) and a more appropriate response (not pressing the key). Liberals had more brain activity and made fewer mistakes than conservatives when they saw a W, researchers said. Liberals and conservatives were equally accurate in recognizing M.

Researchers got the same results when they repeated the experiment in reverse, asking another set of participants to tap when a W appeared. Frank J. Sulloway, a researcher at UC Berkeley's Institute of Personality and Social Research who was not connected to the study, said the results "provided an elegant demonstration that individual differences on a conservative-liberal dimension are strongly related to brain activity."Analyzing the data, Sulloway said liberals were 4.9 times as likely as conservatives to show activity in the brain circuits that deal with conflicts, and 2.2 times as likely to score in the top half of the distribution for accuracy.

Sulloway said the results could explain why President Bush demonstrated a single-minded commitment to the Iraq war and why some people perceived Sen. John F. Kerry, the liberal Massachusetts Democrat who opposed Bush in the 2004 presidential race, as a "flip-flopper" for changing his mind about the conflict.Based on the results, he said, liberals could be expected to more readily accept new social, scientific or religious ideas."There is ample data from the history of science showing that social and political liberals indeed do tend to support major revolutions in science," said Sulloway, who has written about the history of science and has studied behavioral differences between conservatives and liberals.

Lead author David Amodio, an assistant professor of psychology at New York University, cautioned that the study looked at a narrow range of human behavior and that it would be a mistake to conclude that one political orientation was better. The tendency of conservatives to block distracting information could be a good thing depending on the situation, he said. Political orientation, he noted, occurs along a spectrum, and positions on specific issues, such as taxes, are influenced by many factors, including education and wealth. Some liberals oppose higher taxes and some conservatives favor abortion rights. Still, he acknowledged that a meeting of the minds between conservatives and liberals looked difficult given the study results.

"Does this mean liberals and conservatives are never going to agree?" Amodio asked. "Maybe it suggests one reason why they tend not to get along."

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Nothing New...

Lots of things going on with Faz and Arlene, but nothing new to tell you about. The couple is excited for Faz to be done school in a week and look forward to his return home.

Faz and Arlene are on Facebook, so feel free to add them to your friends list.

Editor's Note: Nothing is new with me either.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Sold!

Faz and Arlene are extremely excited today.

As you may know from previous posts, the young couple signed a contract with a company called Centrex Homes in March 2006 for a modified version of the model called "The Trostan". At this time, the couple's new home is almost complete, with only flooring and fixtures left to be installed.

As such, Faz and Arlene had to sell their current home. The couple chose to list on the MLS service on Friday, July 20 through a realtor named Dal Dhillon. The couple received their first offer last night (July 24), and counter-offered today. The purchaser of the couple's home countered the couple's counter-offer, to which Faz and Arlene counter-offered.

The couple is glad to say that their current home is sold and they look forward to moving into their new home in late September. Feel free to visit them.

Editor's Note: Counter-offering is fun and reminded Faz exactly how much he enjoys negotiation.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The trip to Pender Island

Faz and Arlene went to Pender Island last weekend for Arlene's team retreat. The trip was amazing and provided Faz with a few days off that he really needed. Pictures of the trip will come shortly. Faz is back into the groove of things now, with a positive outlook on the next four months until he is back at home in Calgary.

Faz and Arlene miss each other terribly and look forward to their bi-weekly trips to see each other, despite the expense.

Editor's note: It is expensive flying between Victoria and Calgary, trust me.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Pop Quiz?

Faz was surprised to go to his class today and find himself having to write a pop quiz. The quiz covered the materials in the readings that were assigned to Faz's class for today. Faz finished the readings some time ago, so he's not sure how he did on the quiz.

Either way, Faz is living the life of a student.

Editor's Note: Faz is burning out due to the work for his degree and the CMA SLP.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Update...

Faz is busy with school at Royal Roads University and the CMA Board Report. He is in the process of setting up a mock Board of Directors (BOD) to review his presentation to the CMA Board reviewing his case. So far, Faz's team has prepared a great case for change and they fully anticipate to do well. The mock BOD has been instructed to slam Faz's team with difficult questions to ensure that they are ready for the actual questions that the CMA BOD may ask.

Arlene is well on her way to complete the CSC and is transitioning herself to get into her CMA studies again. She'll be visiting an exited Faz this weekend in Victoria, they hope to get out to see some of Victoria's natural beauty during the weekend.

All in all, the couple is doing well, and very happy about the way things have been unfolding as of late. One of their friends, Rabey will be staying at their house in Calgary while Arlene is with Faz, so there will be someone to take care of Bilal and Jawad.

Editor's Note: Faz misses Bilal and Jawad very much. The peacocks on the Royal Roads Campus just aren't the same.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

In honor of Faz's employer

There are very few days where Faz misses his employer. Today is one of them.



Editor's Note: Faz is volunteering for the Canadian Volunteer Income Tax Program again this year, so if you, or someone you know, made less than $30,000 this year, he can do their taxes for free.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The opposition passes a law

Not surprisingly, Stephen Harper and his party won't respect it. In fact, the conservatives may not realize that the basic principles of parliamentary democracy compel the government to respect laws adopted in Parliament. Faz and Arlene are amazed at Stephen Harper's ignorance and are offended by it.

In support of Faz and Arlene's position, Liberal MP Pablo Rodriguez , who introduced the bill adopted Wednesday said "The prime minister can't act like an emperor and decide he'll respect one law but not another one he doesn't like..." The MP finished his statement about the government's poor attitude with "...This is a democracy. Democracy has expressed itself."

Respect.

Editor's Note: Who does this guy think that he is? A law is a law - you just can't cherry pick the ones you like. What a jerk.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

"We are Canada's Mexicans"

Faz and Arlene think that the article below is awesome.

250,000,000, INSURED BUT STILL IN TROUBLE
Tue Jan 16, 8:04 PM ET
The Healthcare Crisis for the Rest of Us

NEW YORK--Some people are just cheap. Others are playing the odds, reasoning that paying for doctors and prescription medications on an ad hoc basis will prove cheaper than the $500-plus per month they'd have to shell out for health insurance. But most of America's 47 million uninsured live and die without coverage because they can't afford it. Worse than a national scandal, our failing healthcare system is an international disgrace. Hundreds of thousands of Americans are so desperate that they travel overseas in order to leech off socialized medical care systems, which are prevalent in other industrialized nations.

"We are overwhelmed by you (expletive deleted) Americans," an exasperated emergency-room physician at a Canadian hospital across the border from upstate New York told one of my friends, whose girlfriend had driven him the eight hours from Manhattan to Quebec after he'd fallen down some stairs and broken his arm.

We are Canada's Mexicans.

Fortunately we have our first chance to fix the sorry--more like non-existent--healthcare system since 1993, when the Clintons botched things up with a convoluted scheme designed to protect insurance industry profits. Democrats won control of Congress with two promises: getting us out of Iraq and fixing healthcare. A USA Today/ABC News poll conducted two weeks before the midterm elections found 80 percent dissatisfied (60 percent highly dissatisfied) with the staggering cost of healthcare.

Staggering it is. In 2006, insurance premiums for an employer-sponsored health plan for a family of four averaged $11,500, more than the net annual salary of a full-time employee who earns $8 per hour. Americans pay over $2 trillion per year--four times the federal defense budget--on a healthcare system that sucks. And the cost keeps going up, two to three times faster than inflation.

Even the Republican Party, hard-wired to anything that might end up helping someone who needs help, is starting to take notice. Arnold Schwarzenegger, the centrist Republican governor, got such a boost from his proposal to provide insurance to California's 750,000 uninsured children, including undocumented illegals, that he expanded it to cover adults as well. As the New York Times editorialized, "putting children first is a good start, because they are usually healthy and cheaper to cover."

It's obviously outrageous that tens of millions of citizens of the wealthiest country to have ever existed in human history are one cluster of metastasizing cells away from bankruptcy. Did you know that 25 percent of mortgage foreclosures result from high medical bills?
But there's a second, even bigger healthcare scandal that no one ever talks about. There are 250 million other Americans--those of us "lucky" enough to have health insurance--who aren't much better off than the uninsured.

Workers and employers pay an average of $465 per month each to insurance companies who use every shady trick in the book to avoid paying out claims. Pre-existing condition? Not covered. Don't want to drive hours to see a doctor who belongs to your plan? Pay out of pocket. Suffering from an unusual condition that requires the expertise of a high-priced specialist? Denied. You might think a chronic condition calls for long-term care, but to a claims analyst it's merely another excuse to refuse to pay up.

Every now and then, you luck out. Odds are, however, that your deductible will eat up your payout.

When an insurance company hack can't invent a legitimate excuse to turn down a claim they do it anyway. They play the odds, assuming that most petitioners, baffled by Byzantine voicemail trees, impenetrable websites and endless wait times, will be too discouraged to pursue appeals to rejections of their rightful claims. They want you to simply go away.

Let's not even talk about vision or dental plans, which have become rare benefits offered by fewer and fewer employers. Hey, it's not like eyes or teeth are important.

Even the military, which uses healthcare coverage as a recruitment tool, is welching on its duty to treat illnesses--even those it causes. In December 2005 Private Bradley Brown went to an Army doctor at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, complaining of back pain. Brown told the South Bend (IN) Tribune that "the doctor gave him an anti-inflammatory nonsteroid prescription for Naproxen and shot dye into his veins for radiographic (X-ray) studies."

Two weeks later he was in an Indiana emergency room, a victim of near-fatal IgA Nephropathy, also known as Berger's Disease, as well as acute tubular necrosis--which is caused by "a number of things, two of which are reactions to dye used for radiographic studies and nonsteroid anti-inflammatory medication." Bradley requires a kidney transplant, but the Army--which threw him out of the service and refused to pay him wages while he was fighting for his life--said no. "I don't know how this is allowed," says his mother, who is hoping the Army will help a vet whose own procedures left him with a stutter and memory loss. "I sent them a perfectly healthy child. Now we have a broken one."

My favorite personal tale of healthcare perfidy involves a relatively trivial problem: a wart on my left hand. My dermatologist froze it off with liquid nitrogen and billed me $150. After I filed a claim the insurance company issued a rejection, tersely noting: "non-essential procedure." It took an hour and a half on hold and three letters before I was granted the privilege of discussing the issue with a flesh-and-blood representative. "Is it your policy that people shouldn't treat warts?" I asked.

The insurance company woman, who gave her name as Becky was polite but firm. After all, they paid her to be obtuse.

"This kind of procedure isn't essential," she (sort of) replied.

"I want to make sure that I understand this," I explained. "You're saying that, if your customers get a wart, they should just live with it?"

"I'm not saying that."

"So what are you saying?"

"That this claim was denied as non-essential."

"Is there any wart removal claim that you would cover?"

After a tortuous exchange she conceded that any wart, no matter how large or unsightly, would be removed at a patient's expense or not at all.

"What if I told you that a wart nearly killed me?" It's true. When I was in college a wart appeared on my chest. Twenty-four hours later I landed in the emergency room, receiving a transfusion as curious physicians gathered to gawk at the Incredible Killer Wart. The wart's root had pierced an artery, spraying blood on the wall of my girlfriend's dorm room. Fortunately for me and less so for the Republican Party, I woke up and called for help.
Finally it occurred to me to ask her where she was. "I am in Bangalore [India]," she said.

"Whatever, 'Becky.' Try not to catch any warts."

The solution is obvious: nationalize the healthcare system. Doctors and nurses should be federal employees. Hospitals should be healing centers, not for-profit corporations beholden to shareholders. If socialized medicine is too radical, however, there's always the single-payer system. The key, in that case, is to put the insurance companies--which are squeezing doctors and patients alike--out of business.

The unbridled greed of corporatized healthcare is breathtaking. United HealthGroup, currently listed as #37 on the Fortune 500, earned $3.3 billion in net profits in 2006--up 28 percent from the year before. Wellpoint made a whopping $2.5 billion, a 157 percent increase. When is the last time you got a 28 percent raise? 157 percent? It's blood money, pure and simple. How much profit is generated by the death of an uninsured or undertreated American?

These rapacious entities are even worse than the oil companies. After all, you could move to a city with mass transit. You don't have to buy gasoline. But Private Brown needs his kidney transplant no matter what. This isn't Mali. We can afford it.

(Ted Rall is the author of "Silk Road to Ruin: Is Central Asia the New Middle East?," an in-depth prose and graphic novel analysis of America's next foreign policy challenge.)

Editor's Note: Wow. On so many levels.

Monday, January 15, 2007

First Use of the Flight Pass

Faz flew from Victoria and Arlene drove from Calgary to Edmonton this weekend to visit Faz's parents for the first time since they completed the hajj. Faz and Arlene were very happy to see their parents at home, with smiles on their faces. The couple spent as much time as possible during the trip with their parents, occasionally visiting with each other during the trip.

Faz is quite excited to visit Arlene in Calgary next weekend. The house that Faz and Arlene are building is well on its way and should be completed some time in May. The couple went and looked at new furniture this weekend and found a bedroom set that they both liked. To Faz's surprise, the couple will continue to search until they find the "perfect" bedroom set.

Editor's Note: This post is lame

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Old School Canadian Rap

Faz and Arlene wanted to share an old song that they listened to the other day.

Here is the MP3 - Organized Rhyme - Check the O.R.

And the video




Editor's Note - "I lay more chicks than mother goose..."

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Faz's Marks

Faz received his marks today for his studies at Royal Roads University. He is quite pleased with the result. In fact, Faz repeatedly said "I'm pleased".

Editor's Note: Arlene is pleased too

Thursday, January 04, 2007

The CMA Board Report and Air Canada's Flight Pass

Faz is now working on his final case before he has completed the Strategic Leadership Program held by the Society of Management Accountants of Canada. The case is called Toy-Plus Inc. and contains much information and many problems that Faz (and his team) have to solve. I imagine that Faz is quite excited at the knowledge that all of his free time from his B.Comm program will be sucked away by this case.

Faz and Arlene have purchased Faz an Air Canada flight pass. It costs Faz and Arlene about $350/month but it gives Faz the ability to visit Arlene (or his parents) anywhere in Western Canada on any Tuesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Faz will be meeting Arlene to visit his parents next weekend in Edmonton. One of Faz's fellow students has also purchased a flight pass to visit his significant other in Calgary, so Faz will have company on some flights. In fact, Faz and his classmate have resolved to fly to strange places to have lunch. The option of Saskatchewan has come up a few times.

Editor's Note: Faz will be going for lunch in Saskatoon in a few short weeks. He is looking forward to it.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Move to Global House

Faz is sick of living by himself and his morning commute to school. Instead of going home after school, Faz has decided to live at school. Specifically, Faz is moving into Global House - the student residence on campus. There are many benefits for Faz in this move, including:

  • The ability to roll out of bed and walk 100 feet to class
  • Additional sleeping time
  • Fuel savings
  • No costs of power, internet, or phone
  • Ability to study
  • Having roommates without the "roommates"

Either way, Faz is excited.

Editor's Note: Global House is situated on a National Historic Site. Please see it here

Monday, November 27, 2006

Faz Wants to be Terry Tate!



Editor's Note: Some swearing. Faz can't wait to try this at work. Seriously

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving to all of Faz and Arlene's American Friends



Editor's Note: Faz and Arlene think that this video seems like something that would happen in the USA during Thanksgiving.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Faz and Arlene can't watch Seinfeld anymore



What's most disturbing to Faz and Arlene is that one piercing laugh. What a loser.

Editor's Note: This video clip is disturbing and has swearing plus racism. Do not watch it at work, by penalty of death.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Greenpeace Video - Blame Canada



Editor's Note: South Park Rip-off. Foul language warning. Save our Oceans - Please.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Elephants and Donkeys

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Editor's Note: If you know Faz and Arlene, you know what they think of the GOP

Friday, August 25, 2006

Accepted!

Great news! Faz received a letter today letting him know that he has been accepted into a new school. Faz and Arlene are filled with joy, as the completion of this bit of school will enable Faz to pursue the graduate studies that Faz really wants to complete.

Out of joy (and as a gift for Faz), Arlene has purchased Faz a Toshiba Tecra M7 Notebook to use at school. Faz is quite happy with his wife's choice, as he would've made the same one himself. Faz is quite impressed with his wife's technical prowess and hopes to ask Arlene some advice on what to get Faz's wife for her next birthday.

To update you on Faz's health - Faz did not go to work all week. Faz is still feeling pain, despite assurances from his surgeon that he'd be better. He's been spendng quite a large amount of time sleeping. Faz has been able to spend some quality time with Bilal and Jawad, who are Faz and Arlene's feathery friends.

Editor's Note: There will be a post about Bilal and Jawad. Wait for it.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

So, ahem, the roof, its on fire. Seriously.

Faz and Arlene went for a drive today. It was during this drive that they saw a roof on fire. They decided that it didn't need any water, and they let it burn. Burn mothertrucker, burn.

Actually it wasn't a roof at all, it was Faz's mouth. Today was less painful then yesterday for Faz, whose face is still just as swollen as it was yesterday, despite promises from his oral surgeon that the swelling would go down. Faz is running out of "pain pills", which may be problematic over the next couple of days.

This morning, as Faz was doing his regular "energy rinse" as prescribed by his doctor, Arlene decided to hang some curtains. The curtains are from IKEA, and despite the Swedish directions, Arlene was successful installing them correctly. Faz and Arlene's current house is almost done its update. They only need a couple of doors hung and baseboards installed and their house will be complete.

Editor's note: Faz and Arlene ordered a year's worth of "National Geographic" today. They hope to have some new and interesting information on the behavior of African pygmy goats very soon. Pygmy goats - tee-hee.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Faz and Arlene bought a new house

So Faz and Arlene bought a house in March which is yet to be built. They have now completed all of their supplier appointments and are patiently waiting for construction to begin.

The house that they have purchased is going to built by a company called Centrex Homes. A relatively new company, but they are owned by the Apex Builder Group. Faz and Arlene were a little concerned when they were about to sign the deal, but they have been comforted by the fact that Apex is owns another homebuilder called Excel Homes.

Apex has positioned both of these builders to capture most of the market. Excel's competitive advantage and market position is based on value and Centrex's is luxury. Apex seems like quite a neat company.

The model which Faz and Arlene have chosen is called the Trostan, and a review by the Calgary Sun is here. The pricing and location in the write up isn't correct (Faz and Arlene wish that they could've bought the house for that amount!)

Faz and Arlene have completed all of their house appointments for colors, trim, and finish. Throughout the process Faz was extremely helpful, and always made creative and constructive comments. In fact, Arlene wanted to kill him at least three times for reasons they can't mention.

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Editors note: Faz is colorblind but made the best picks at most suppliers. Arlene, shocked because she dresses her husband daily, has decided to let him dress himself from now on.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Faz had his wisdom teeth removed today

Faz has one word to say to you all - ow.

If Americans only knew

Faz got this link for a movie trailer from his brother's website. Its pretty good, so please take some time to watch it.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Hard to believe how much Faz remembers from grade 8 science, eh?

This morning, Faz was hanging out with Arlene when he found this quiz.


You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!


Editor's note: This has only been posted because Faz passed. Had he failed, you would have likely not seen this

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Well its been a year...

Hi Everybody!

Its been over a year and lots has changed with Faz and Arlene. They have moved to Calgary, bought a house, are building a new house, and adopted a young bird friend named Bilal.

What to tell you?

Today Faz and Arlene discovered that their walkie-talkies work on the same frequency as Westjet's "over the intercom system". After listening to Westjet greet and welcome their passengers on board, Faz decided he would try to see if he could transmit to the plane. A informal, "Rick James" style welcome was sent to the Westjet passengers.

Faz and Arlene hope to be more attentive to the website than they have been since August 2005, but they're not sure that will actually happen.

Editor's note: I'm Rick James, bitch. Enjoy yourselves.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Google Talk

Google Talk is Google's new IM client and was officially launched tonight. It's available for download right now! I just downloaded it and then realized, I don't know a soul who has it, so someone download it and talk to me dammit. My username is faisels[at]gmail.com.

You need a gmail account I believe in order to sign in. If by some chance you don't have one yet and need one, send me an e-mail at that same address and I'll send you an invitation.

You can also make free voice calls to other Google Talk users, which is set to possibly put a big dent in skype and the others offering that service. One thing I've found out though is this only works for people who are on Windows machines. Mac people are using iChat and, for now, there's no way to voice call them.

Yes, we promise to update the site soon.