So, ahem, the roof, its on fire. Seriously.

Faz and Arlene went for a drive today. It was during this drive that they saw a roof on fire. They decided that it didn't need any water, and they let it burn. Burn mothertrucker, burn.

Actually it wasn't a roof at all, it was Faz's mouth. Today was less painful then yesterday for Faz, whose face is still just as swollen as it was yesterday, despite promises from his oral surgeon that the swelling would go down. Faz is running out of "pain pills", which may be problematic over the next couple of days.

This morning, as Faz was doing his regular "energy rinse" as prescribed by his doctor, Arlene decided to hang some curtains. The curtains are from IKEA, and despite the Swedish directions, Arlene was successful installing them correctly. Faz and Arlene's current house is almost done its update. They only need a couple of doors hung and baseboards installed and their house will be complete.

Editor's note: Faz and Arlene ordered a year's worth of "National Geographic" today. They hope to have some new and interesting information on the behavior of African pygmy goats very soon. Pygmy goats - tee-hee.