The Adventures of Faz and Arlene

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Gay Penguins in Germany

"Everyone can live here as they please"

Editor's note: WTF?!?!?!?

Monday, March 21, 2005

Get a flu shot - Rick Mercer

"You did your civic duty, and you got screwed."

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Donate blood, live longer

Do you need to bleed?

A funny excerpt:

"I menstruate but only every eight weeks. I do that by donating a pint of blood to the hospital."

Friday, March 18, 2005

There's a new STD in town.

It isn't really new, but this article is interesting.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Hydrogen powered car

By DaimlerChrysler.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

A George W Bush game for you

Care of Faz's buddy Ray, a Bush Bash game for you.

Monday, March 07, 2005

Jesus saves - up to 5% on your auto insurance!

This is a true story.

Editor's note: Because believing in God means you're a lower risk than an atheist - unless he's part of some kind of insurance group...

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Pigs are deceitful, Sheep are smarter than you think, and...

Chickens are masters in delayed gratification

Saturday, March 05, 2005

The Top 11 Ways Geeks Can Hide Their Geekiness

11. Shelving the Star Wars and Star Trek videos in the back behind the Steven Seagal films.

10. Calculating their blood alcohol level at the bar while alone in the bathroom.

9. Pouring caffeinated water into Evian bottle before taking it to work.

8. Keeping the AOL icon on desktop.

7. Pretending to use pencil and paper to calculate the tip after a meal instead of just doing it in your head.

6. Putting on Star Fleet uniform at convention hall, not on the bus on the way to the hall.

5. Keeping the programming books under the mattress, next to Playboy and Penthouse.

4. Pretending Liv Tyler poster is for her performance in the video for Crazy, not for her role as Arwen in The Lord of the Rings.

3. Rearranging CD collection so it's not in alphabetical order before friends come over.

2. Cleaning the office.

1. Only answering the phone with "Engineering this is LaForge" after checking caller id to make sure it's one of your friends from the Linux Users Group.

Dust storm off Egypt

Dust storm off Egypt

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Another police story

Here is another police story, for your enjoyment.