The day before.
So today is the day before the big trip.
So far this month, they've been injected 3 times to protect them against something that Faz thought was an STD. Arlene has been faithfully tanning so that she won't get a sunburn. Faz has been dilligently been secretly putting the words "I am cheeky" on her bottom with SPF40 every night for the last 8 of 10 days while Arlene slept. Arlene noticed Faz doing this on the 9th night, which put an abrupt end to Faz's cheeky fun.
Today they are charging their camera and formatting the memory card so that they'll have lots of pictures to share with you as their trip progresses. They are extremely busy with preparations for the trip, so for now, they leave you in the custody of their new mascot Sharpy.
So far this month, they've been injected 3 times to protect them against something that Faz thought was an STD. Arlene has been faithfully tanning so that she won't get a sunburn. Faz has been dilligently been secretly putting the words "I am cheeky" on her bottom with SPF40 every night for the last 8 of 10 days while Arlene slept. Arlene noticed Faz doing this on the 9th night, which put an abrupt end to Faz's cheeky fun.
Today they are charging their camera and formatting the memory card so that they'll have lots of pictures to share with you as their trip progresses. They are extremely busy with preparations for the trip, so for now, they leave you in the custody of their new mascot Sharpy.

